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Do's and don'ts with babies



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Update:
As readers pointed out, the pictures seem to be from a book by David and Kelly Sopp. All credits go to them, for the marvelous book! If you like it, you can buy it on Amazon, as it would make a great gift: http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Handling-Tips-David/dp/0762424915

posted at 08:10am | 253 comments

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Comments for Do's and don'ts with babies

This also

Here's another don't: http://presscue.com/node/28757
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 11:36am

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HAHAHAHA ROFL 10/10
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 12:57pm

Don't's

Don't use an apostrophe to denote a plural. You clueless git. :o
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 13:06pm

Nice finding

I loled!
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 13:29pm

I hear Britney used this...

...as a parenting manual
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 13:48pm

These drawing were made by a sick mind.

I guess the most bizarre aspect to these notices is that they have been done by someone on a baby at one time or other. Sick. I didn't find them funny!
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 13:55pm

Anyone know

where this originally came from??
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 14:12pm

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What if baby really wants to teethe on the shoe?
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 14:54pm

Valerie

To be honest I have a kid 11 years old now but those picture made me so laught thanks for the cheers, because sometime when you have a baby it's the kind of thing tha cross your mind but you don't do lol
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 16:28pm

Credit where credit is due...

If you're going to post things from copy-righted books, you should, at the very least, give the title and author!! These pics are from a book called Safe Baby Handling Tips by David and Kelly Sopp (ISBN 0762424915).
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 16:30pm

I hear Britney used this...

Ha, you stole my comment!
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 17:22pm

Re: These drawing were made by a sick mind.

Lighten the f*** up.
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 17:23pm

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Please f***ing die, plagiarists.
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 20:43pm

Tears

I was crying I was laughing so hard.
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 20:50pm

Die plagiarist

Hope you get sued by the book authors: http://www.wrybaby.com/detail.aspx?ID=61
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 22:03pm

Ha ha ha

This reminds me of Don't do that flash cartoons, it is hillarious, but seems many pointed out that it is copied from a book, maybe should put some credit at least. But very funny, like this kind of way, it catches and stay in mind. tea, http://undocumentedspot.blogspot.com
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-24-2008 22:13pm

gingy

i found it very funny. i needed a laugh. one of the best and silliest ever!
posted by Guest at Friday, January-25-2008 00:20am

Whiners:

Go cry somewhere else. It was funny, regardless where it came from
posted by Guest at Friday, January-25-2008 10:14am

Do's - nope

Like said above, it's Dos, and Don'ts, Do's means "do is" or something else that makes no sense. Dos. Just add an s to the end for plural. DVDs, CDs, and the like. Git. Ha!
posted by Guest at Friday, January-25-2008 16:22pm

Do's

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=do%27s&x=0&y=0 do n. plural: dos or do's It seems to go both ways :)
posted by Guest at Friday, January-25-2008 16:59pm

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\hahahah thats was pretty funny
posted by Guest at Friday, January-25-2008 17:11pm

Take it for what it's worth

This is effing hilarious. I dont care where it came from. Thumbs up.
posted by Guest at Friday, January-25-2008 17:41pm

haha

those were funny, lighten up folks.
posted by Guest at Friday, January-25-2008 21:03pm

Well Well Well

I seem to have entered into a no holds barred debate or war about plagerism -- so my comments are - 1. I did find the cartoons exceptionally well directed - they had the funny side which made me smile - yet they were deadly serious too and definately would awaken people to the sad fact that sometime even inadvertantly people dont give the kids the right treatment. So a clap for this blog from me. 2. From the comments it appears that the cartoons are already well published on the net and as such have become visible to millions as in this post too. So methinks that one has to be careful to inform the reader of the source of the content if one is not the author. 3. Now that this has been discussed at lenght - lets hope that kindness and the inate goodness of all concerned prevails without any acrimony.
posted by Guest at Saturday, January-26-2008 13:42pm

Ignorance

It's scary that there is enough people out there as new parents to actually have a book published covering these Do and Don't. Now if they can only publish a book that covers the topic of new couples without kids, yet. That seem to have no other choice, but kill off all their kids. Ignorance is one thing, but complete insanity is another. PS: They forgot the issue of leaving your kids in a vehicle with close windows on a hot summer day. Most people wouldn't do that to their pet dog Sparky, let alone a child.
posted by Guest at Saturday, January-26-2008 17:14pm

gingy

our family is having a routgh time the past two years. this gave me such a laugh. i needed it and i can't thank you enough. funny silly and some people may even need to look at it. it's sacary. :clap: :clap: :clap:
posted by Guest at Saturday, January-26-2008 21:15pm

Hilarious!

I have five precious children, whom I ADORE and would never harm. That's why these pictures are so funny! I almost peed my pants laughing so hard!
posted by Guest at Saturday, January-26-2008 23:36pm

Jim

Why couldn't I have seen these 30 years ago when I needed them?
posted by Guest at Sunday, January-27-2008 01:02am

I peed a little

And then I read the comments. Wow. If there is any doubt that there are people in this world stupid enough to go with the don'ts, look no further than the people who didn't have enough of a sense of humor to laugh at the pictures. To quote Heinlein, by way of Jubal Harshaw: "Humans are the animals that laugh." If you couldn't find the humor in these, then you're far less suitable to raise a child than the artists responsible for creating them. -the Pope :pray:
posted by Guest at Sunday, January-27-2008 04:31am

amazing

i just loved the instructions... is there anywhere i could get stickers of them... http://enagar.com
posted by Guest at Sunday, January-27-2008 14:03pm

Joe

The nursing one is the funniest.
posted by Guest at Sunday, January-27-2008 14:53pm

Wahah

hahhahah....very funy.... :clap: try sumtninh new..fron this site..you'll like it... www.egoquiz.blogspot.com
posted by Guest at Monday, January-28-2008 03:33am

sick mind

foks, all you peeps who seem to think this is an excuse to start ranting about other people having sick minds becasue they laughed at them CHILL THE FEKK OUT it was done as a JOKE... you know a p*** TAKE... lighten up for gods sake
posted by Guest at Monday, January-28-2008 17:53pm

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Didn't the bum with the "Will sit for food" sign look like Kris Kristofferson? http://www.extrafilms.cz/Projects/_Stars/Kristofferson,Kris_Thumbnail.jpg
posted by Guest at Monday, January-28-2008 19:26pm

Too Funny

My wife & I found this the other night. I had to run out & actually buy the book before our babyshower. Thanks for posting ! :D :D
posted by Guest at Tuesday, January-29-2008 13:37pm

Please....

You can be funny without being crass or in poor taste...not funny. :-/
posted by Guest at Tuesday, January-29-2008 17:50pm

what?

very lol indeed
posted by rank at Wednesday, January-30-2008 08:05am

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very funny:)!!~! :D
posted by Aneta at Wednesday, January-30-2008 09:26am

calm down

Damn its a joke i don't see why you have to start kicking off saying OMFG YOUR SICK NOT FUNNY
posted by noneofyourbuisness at Wednesday, January-30-2008 12:52pm

hehe

this is for those who keep insulting this...GET A LIFE!!! its not like those pics are made for baby abusers, its just a joke and at least its telling u not to do the cruel things...
posted by Madison at Wednesday, January-30-2008 14:44pm

ROfL!!!!

LOLLLLOL :D
posted by blolb at Wednesday, January-30-2008 17:01pm

What?

Air horns are fun. I don't get it.
posted by V-kooy at Wednesday, January-30-2008 21:26pm

hohummm....

we-he-he-he veeeery original
posted by sheesh at Thursday, January-31-2008 04:18am

hohummm....

of course, anyone who thinks I'm not being sarcastic is an id$*t!
posted by sheesh at Thursday, January-31-2008 04:19am

Haha

That's so dang cute...i tell you what boy, i bet my buddy and partner in crime Wesley would think this was just precious, absolutely precious. Me and my hubbie Dave are adopting a youngin, this helps! Go SPARTANS!
posted by Chris Saunders at Thursday, January-31-2008 09:42am

plagiarism works

After seeing this here, I went and bought the book. If I hadn't seen it on this blog, I probably wouldn't have guessed it's existence, and the authors would not be getting my money. For anyone intending to buy the book like I did, I suggest wrybaby.com, (the authors' website) instead of amazon. For those complaining about stealing, consider the other side. This is free advertisement.
posted by Guest at Thursday, January-31-2008 10:55am

Perfect

I have my 7th child on the way. These were hillarious. I was crying. People who get up tight about these either a) don't have children or b) need to lighten up.
posted by Frank Ferter at Thursday, January-31-2008 13:10pm

FABULOUS Adversiting!!

Plagiarism my @$$! I'm going to purchase 10 of these books as gifts for the mothers to be in my life!
posted by oh brother at Thursday, January-31-2008 15:55pm

retards

there are a couple different kinds of tards postings comments here: 1. those that find these so funny that they're "p***ing" or "crying" (really? you probably like dane cook too.) 2. those who actually think these are real and that there are people who need them. (you are especially special) 3. and those who think britney jokes are funny. when jokes are too easy, they're probably not funny. but then again, you probably loooove you local shock jock morning radio show. good for you, retard.
posted by not a retard at Thursday, January-31-2008 18:19pm

What can I say.

Seriously, some of you people need to pull tha carrot out of your butt.. Its a joke, and as for copyright, this is the internet. And I bet half of the copyright cry babies have a computer running pirated software, and they download music, but its ok, cause they only download now and then. These pictures are a joke, learn to laugh you right wing fanatical fascist pigs. Your probably all Americans who bitch about their kids getting shot in school, yet have a loaded gun sitting in a f**king draw just in case someone tries to break in. Can anyone say f**king hypocrite?? That person you shoot breaking into your house is someones child too. And to the c*ck jockey who thought it would be nice if these people got sued for breach of copyright, you could only be american, and no doubt some white trash freak living in a trailer park blaming the rest of the world because your too f*cking lazy to get off your ass and get a job. Laugh people, it is the best medicine. And quick thank you to "not a retard" for hitting the nail on the head.
posted by Aussie Bob. at Thursday, January-31-2008 21:08pm

My everything hurts

from laughing too hard :)
posted by Rob at Thursday, January-31-2008 23:22pm

Very good

I thought that these pictures were so funny. I thought the "hot to contain a a baby" one was the best. As for people making fun of others for making jokes, grow up. There is recognition at the bottom saying who the original authors were for the plagerist group and it is a joke. Lighten a bit up, no one whos reading this will actually go pick up a baby by its head.
posted by Maddy at Thursday, January-31-2008 23:31pm

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looooooooooooool xD
posted by May. at Friday, February-01-2008 01:29am

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Honestly, for all of you who are complaining about copyright infringement, the best thing you could do (if you find the cartoons funny) is to buy the book. There's a link up there to it at Amazon. It's only like $10. Or go to their website, and buy some merchandise. A few people buying the book and suddenly this doesn't becme "copyright infringement", but rather "good word of mouth" that reached a bunch of people who would never otherwise have heard of this book. So...if you're really that worried, do your part. I, for one, am thinking of buying their "Dos and Don'ts for Pregnant Women book." Looks funny.
posted by Guest at Friday, February-01-2008 03:10am

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that was tooo freaking hillarious, i'm passing that on! :clap:
posted by Guest at Friday, February-01-2008 09:38am

Get Help!

It's a laugh! That's it!! You'll think it's funny or you wont. If it brings out a need to attack others, GET HELP NOW!!! You know who you are.
posted by What The F*** at Friday, February-01-2008 09:58am

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For those of you who didnt find it funny and want to post harsh words and cannot lighten up, is it because you have a guilty mind???????? hmmm. Has to make a person wonder. Everyone is entitled to their opinions. Some just matter more than others.
posted by HMMM..... at Friday, February-01-2008 11:24am

Funny vs fascinating

I found the pics hilarious and the commentary an interesting example of the tremendous range of homo sapiens out there. We all bring a lot of baggage to an experience.
posted by GeoLeo at Friday, February-01-2008 12:50pm

fab

iv go 2 children my self and i am a teacher, although i shouldn't i did laf alot and i im planning on buying the book to help with child abuse as i do think that at some point in time people do do this to there children.the book will also help others to try and help them selfs. thanks for showing me. i give cred where cred is due.
posted by ann at Friday, February-01-2008 13:17pm

to the retard

theres 10 kinds of people here 1. im gunna list everone i had a problem with after reading there comment 2. get a life to everyone who wrote something other than that they liked the GD email. some people feel they have the need and the right to set someone straight or poke fun at them, which in turn probably made them the ugly fat kid in school as a kid or maybe there in school now. 3. all the people that said stop being so uptight LAUGH why i dont you let people have the opinion :wall: :wall:
posted by tree kisser at Friday, February-01-2008 13:26pm

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:hand: :wall: :wall: :cool: :evil: :red: :red: :roll: :roll: :) :( :) :) :evil: :evil: :cry: :mad: :| :o :cry: :cool: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :think: :think: :think: :pray: :pray: :hand: :hand: :doh: :doh: :doh: :clap: :clap: :clap:
posted by Guest at Friday, February-01-2008 14:14pm

Some people need to laugh

I've seen a lot of people say these were sick, not funny and cruel. My words to that is learn to laugh because clearly you don't have a sense of humor. People like you remind me of movie critics who go to see movies to pick out the negatives...so watch the movie to enjoy it. Same message applies to this page. So again, do us all a favor, get a sense of humor!!
posted by Unknown at Friday, February-01-2008 14:25pm

OMFG

f***ING hilarious. My stomach hurts!!!!!
posted by Princessrachel at Friday, February-01-2008 15:32pm

Mr Tree Kisser

Speaking from experience are we? Maybe you should sort your feelings. I am sure you are beautiful somewhere on the inside.
posted by Hmmm at Friday, February-01-2008 16:10pm

Been one of those places

My boy was very inquisitive. We had those guards on all the outlets. he grabbed his grandma's keys and pried one out, then stuck the key in. I am glad we do 110 voltage rather than 220 here. Very good stuff. I lauged, and I am glad no one is that bad, that I have ever heard of. Of course, leaving the kid in the hot car does happen too often, so aim glad that one wasn't there.
posted by The electrical one at Friday, February-01-2008 17:33pm

Cry babies everywhere

I can't believe how people are all bent over some pictures. They were meant to be a joke, they are funny, mission accomplished. And to all those who are bent about it coming from someone else, think of how many times a DAY you repeat something you have heard or seen before. This person simply visually relayed his message. Now that I think about it, most of the people upset are probably all worked up cause they are doing many of the "no"s and have no idea how to really raise a kid. I propose a solution: Let's all take in a big dose of reality and grow up a little.... :think:
posted by Nunya Bizznazz at Friday, February-01-2008 17:48pm

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i don't care what you think it is funny... lighten up people :hand:
posted by bob at Friday, February-01-2008 17:56pm

dwa,k

what is this
posted by homie at Friday, February-01-2008 22:51pm

Too too funny

Have you ever, in all your born days, seen any parent actually picking a baby's nose with their own index finger? How can anyone not know that these were a joke? Not everyone laughs at the same thing but I laughed so hard tears were rolling down my face. I, too, will be buying the book for a shower gift.
posted by Weeta at Saturday, February-02-2008 00:28am

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This made me smile. Babies are so precious to me that I would never think of this as serious. It isn't everyone's type of humour but I loved it. :D
posted by What a hoot! at Saturday, February-02-2008 02:22am

To Aussie Bob

1st of all I found this very funny. 2nd I cant believe you actually found a way to bring politics into this. Right wing fanatical fasciast pigs? LOL its obvious you dont even know what fascism is. And why the f*** would I worry about they guy breaking into my house being someone elses kid? HOLY SH*T what would you do? Just count yourself a victim? How shameful. Any man who does not accept the responsibity to protect their family and themselves is NOT a man. Its my job, my right and my GOD GIVEN responsibility as a husband and father to protect my wife and child WHATEVER it takes. I DO have a gun because I do love my family, and if "some one elses child" as you say breaks into my house I would grab my gun first for immediate protection then the phone. I dont know how fast police response time is in Australia but its not faster then a speeding bullet in the states yet. And in the states they dont always just want your TV. I cant believe you would worry about the guy who broke into your house enough to let YOUR OWN family in danger. If this makes me finatical in your eyes, then too bad for you, because i'll live longer.
posted by An American at Saturday, February-02-2008 02:53am

New Zealand friends jailed for baby in dryer

There was recently a case in New Zealand in which a bunch of people were jailed for hanging their friend's baby on the clothes line then spinning it around. They also put the child IN THE DRYER! Losers.
posted by Arthur at Saturday, February-02-2008 05:44am

oh my gosh

hmm one wonders, if the losers that think this is "sick" etc,why not switch to something else, i have kids and find it an insult for idiots to think you shouldnt laugh at this. Rather amusing.
posted by paul at Saturday, February-02-2008 08:18am

HA.

This is absolutly hilarious and any one who doesnt think so can suck it.
posted by Aaron at Saturday, February-02-2008 09:15am

U have got to be kidding me!!!

I CANNOT BELIEVE A FEW PICTURES HAVE SPURRED THIS KIND OF DEBATE! CHILD SAFETY IS A SERIOUS SUBJECT BUT RAISING CHILDREN IS ALSO A TASK IN ITSELF WITH A LOT OF FUNNY AND OOPS MOMENTS. I CAN'T SAY THAT I EVER TREATED MY CHILD THIS WAY BUT SOME HAVE. ALL THE DONT'S IN THESE PHOTOS WOULD ONLY BE DONE BY SOMEONE WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NOOO CLUE HOW TO RAISE KIDS! IF THIS BOOK CANNOT BE TAKEN AS A JOKE THAN WHAT WORLD ARE WE RAISING OUR KIDS IN IF WE AS PARENTS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!! A JOKE IS A JOKE IS A JOKE!!! :D
posted by lmfao at Saturday, February-02-2008 17:09pm

Drôle à en mourir de rire!!!

C'est trop crampant, ça fesait longtemps que j'avais pas p***é dans mes culottes en riant comme ça. C'est qui le fou qui fait ces dessins là?
posted by Charles at Saturday, February-02-2008 17:19pm

XD

It's not only hilarious but also artistic!!! well i don't know anything about graphic design or anything but this work is really really awesome!!! mexican greetings!! :clap:
posted by gEEEERa at Saturday, February-02-2008 17:39pm

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if baby wants to chew on your old shoe, fine so long as you take out the laces first - and it might be a good idea to pop it in the washing machine first.
posted by sanjeev at Sunday, February-03-2008 09:34am

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hahahahahha thanks to this page i've laughed a lot :D
posted by Strider Hiryu at Sunday, February-03-2008 17:29pm

Omg, chill OUT

Dear EVERYONE, Lets TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH. It's just for fun. FOR FUN. The internet is so down the toilet these days when the first thing people want to say in response to the blog is OMFG YOU ARE WRITING IT WRONG! ITS OBVIOUS THAT WE DON'T USE APOSTROPHES HERE! DUH! L2WRITE! or OMFG PLAIGERISM IS A CRIME ABOVE ALL CRIMES BURN IN HELL!!!!! and HOW CAN YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!? MY DAD BREAST FED ME!!! or better yet YOU ARE ALL STUPID IDIOTS FOR LIKING THIS JOKE WHICH IS TERRIBLE BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST AND ONLY SENSE OF HUMOR WHICH DETERMINES THIS MEH AT BEST. CMON! what is the BIG EFFING problem?! why do you have to rain on everyone's parade RANDOM guy on the internet? sure, i didn't p*** myself laughing but i thought it was funny, so yeah I don't see the reason to bring everyone who thought it was really funny down. i also don't see the reason why everyone had a big baby fest over the fact that NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER would ever do those things. ok, maybe some people, but still it was made to make people laugh, thats it. lastly, the #1 problem with the internet is people who correct the smallest problems in grammar, considering no one CARES. i know that there will be posts saying OMG what a dOUCH you are the reason that the internet fails GTFO directed at me, but so be it. you need to know that just because you are anonymous on the internet it doesn't mean that you are all powerful god, i'm not claiming to be. just CHILL OUT AND ENJOY THE BABY PICTURESSSSSSSSS
posted by Guest at Sunday, February-03-2008 20:04pm

I like this

I think this is a good site, i enjoyed looking at it, i think it may actually teach people some stuff about babies and how to care for them.
posted by Tiffany at Sunday, February-03-2008 21:37pm

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http://zoe-ville.myminicity.com/
posted by Abby at Monday, February-04-2008 00:09am

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That baby is kicking that guys ass in chess.
posted by Anonymous at Monday, February-04-2008 00:42am

wow great tips

really so funny and usefull tips to caring kids so nice so funny great i dive it 10 marks out of 10 :clap: for kids and cartoon entrtianment i have visited a site http://www.alltimetv.com i found gud live video channels on this link
posted by videolovers at Monday, February-04-2008 02:58am

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wtf is 'lol indeed' ??
posted by Guest at Monday, February-04-2008 04:14am

hilarious

globus is glad he found this on a dreary monday. thanks :)
posted by globus at Monday, February-04-2008 08:53am

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too late for #4
posted by Guest at Monday, February-04-2008 11:48am

use of apostrophes

Actually, it is standard to plurarize words like "Do" and "Don't" with an apostrophe. These are words that are not normally used as nouns. Numbers are pluralized this way, too; e.g. 3's and 1990's.
posted by guest informant at Monday, February-04-2008 13:21pm

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Okay, so some of these don'ts are actually being done...to an extent. Some people prop their kids in front of tvs, maybe not attach one to the crib. Some people toss their kids as a game, maybe not newborns. Some people get a dried booger out of their kids' nose with their finger, just not by cramming their index finger in. I do find these very amusing. I'm a labor and delivery nurse, so I'm around people who have no idea what to do or not to do. I'm also around people that I really wouldn't put it past them to do some of these! So I'm especially tickled! One of our patients actually asked when they could give their newborn ketchup/mustard!!!
posted by For real! at Monday, February-04-2008 13:45pm

Play Gin Rummy and other rummy games online

This is sooooo funny!!
posted by Bob at Monday, February-04-2008 14:02pm

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well funny, :clap: :evil:
posted by bridget at Monday, February-04-2008 15:48pm

Seriously...

Seriously some of you need to step back and read what you are writing, Besides that though everyone has their own opinion, what makes it so hard for you to accept anyone elses, but get offended and lash out when someone doesn't accept yours? :roll: I am really hoping that those who left stupid comments aren't grown adults.. :pray: I feel sorry for the world we live in today otherwise. I didn't think they were funny, a couple cute ones, but I didn't laugh out loud.. But even so, everyone is affected differently by a variety of things. Get a hobby, better yet, get a life. :doh:
posted by look at some of you at Monday, February-04-2008 17:41pm

Re: use of apostropes

Quote: "Actually, it is standard to plurarize words like "Do" and "Don't" with an apostrophe. These are words that are not normally used as nouns. Numbers are pluralized this way, too; e.g. 3's and 1990's." Only by no nothing cretins who haven't read a text book, or indeed any book. Please read Fowler's the King's English!! I am fed up with people not knowing how to use "those funny squiggle things". Over the Christmas period I saw an advertisement that read "Buy your Xma's Trees Here" What next??
posted by Lynne Truss at Monday, February-04-2008 17:46pm

love

i love this
posted by tori at Monday, February-04-2008 19:08pm

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ok i love this dude and his name is carson hes cute :red: :D :D but am waiting to see how it goes :pray: but if it doesnt i will cry :cry: waa waa but am still thinking :think:
posted by nene (tori) at Monday, February-04-2008 19:15pm

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It's pretty funny, my only problem with it is that most seem to be backwards...
posted by God at Monday, February-04-2008 21:29pm

Stop judging me

Really, who doesn't have a cup of coffee with their child in the morning and discuss what they are going to do that day? And if that cage was available at Wal Mart, you know you would buy one too.
posted by Guest at Monday, February-04-2008 22:35pm

respect pays

Joke aside (it really isnt' worth debating), you may consider dropping the foul language... it is in your interest to keep your words' respect and be heard by all, isn't it? Gotta go--I have better things to do, like read to a child and change the world a bit. :roll:
posted by chris at Tuesday, February-05-2008 15:38pm

Funny!

omg...these are hilarious! tfs
posted by Jessica Hood at Tuesday, February-05-2008 15:51pm

Cute

Who cares where it came from or how it was spelled... the point is that it was funny. i would have never seen this if it wasn't posted here.... so to whoever posted this... thanx, i had a good laugh! :clap:
posted by ~TrUeLyNaTiVe~ at Tuesday, February-05-2008 22:24pm

Re: Been one of those places

220 or 110 makes no big difference. You should be glad that you have a RCD instead. http://www.diynot.com/pages/sa/sa008.php
posted by JL at Tuesday, February-05-2008 23:35pm

omg...

I really, really had a good time looking at these. I was giggling or laughing out loud on each of those pictures. It is beyond me how people can get so very upset about these. It's a joke. It never claimed to be anything but a joke - about the increasing number of "how to raise your child" books out there, imho. Young parents often get so many different advice from everyone, whether those people have kids themselves or not. Every normally gifted parent is ready to bash their head against the wall after a week or two for getting so much unwanted opinions on how something should be done. To those of you getting upset about this joke on how not to treat children, don't you realize you're only half a banana more intelligent (in IQ and EQ sense) than those who could get the idea the don'ts actually work? Also, good work on the advertising there. :D I might buy the book (I've never heard of before) and some other items from the webpage. Half on the stuff on the internet has been going around from user to user and nobody remembers where it came from. I wouldn't be so harsh on someone posting something funny that's from a book. Would you make the same fuss if it'd been on the internet for free (and still under copyright) and posted without credit?
posted by Monika at Wednesday, February-06-2008 06:55am

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Funny. But some of these comments aren't. "Only by no nothing cretins who haven't read a text book, or indeed any book. Please read Fowler's the King's English!!" Awesome. This person is so offended by the improper use of apostrophes, and yet he or she does not know enough to realize it's "know-nothing." If you don't have a PhD in English yourself, please refrain from telling others how it should be done. To Aussie Bob-- Please save yourself a little dignity and don't speak on subjects of which you are totally ignorant of. I can tell you've never been here, and the only understanding you probably have of America is from extreme leftist media. Don't generalize America--it's a vast, diverse country, so don't hate on us all for the attitudes of a few. But I do disagree with the point you made about the break-in--a person shouldn't be allowed to protect themselves in the threat of a violent crime? Even though I don't own a gun and never plan to get one, I'd sure as hell like to have one at that moment. Also, school shootings happen because mental health, especially in teenagers, is much ignored by American society. Yes, we need stricter gun control, but the mentality of the person pulling the trigger is the most important factor. Sorry, I'll get off my soapbox now.
posted by off-topic, but... at Wednesday, February-06-2008 14:46pm

WOW

I almost got fired for laughing so hard. This is extremely hilarious and awesome.
posted by Gabriel at Wednesday, February-06-2008 16:24pm

hmmm

why are people kicking off about this?? its a joke GET A SENCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE!!!
posted by gaylord at Thursday, February-07-2008 03:25am

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hahaha that is great!!!! its so so so funny!!! i cannot wait to show my husband when he gets home!!!! ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE A LAUGH! :clap:
posted by ow...super! at Friday, February-08-2008 09:22am

joke/spelling/pirating

Oh dear oh dear. So many of my fellow correspondents have a severe humour deficit, combined with an insufficient sane reality checker. Even if these decidedly silly 'bad' ways of handling a kid were for real, do you not have the ability to choose *not* to follow the instructions? There is one that I disagree with - the one showing encouraging a small child to play chess (though it might be draughts, or perhaps to read...). Holding back a child's interest and learning *is* foolish. Though getting them hooked (like Bobby Fischer or the Polgars) is not so good. Spelling - yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not even sure that the form don't's was used, but what the hell, so many people now do not understand or use apostrophes correctly. Just keep doing it right, sorry - correctly, yourselves. As for piracy of copyright material, have the complainers not heard of 'fair use'? How many pages were used here, and what percentage of this is tit of the total number of pages. As a copyright owner myself, I tend to the view that any publicity is good publicity. Forgetting your sense of humour is not good, especially when it is lost to dour criticisms. Smile!
posted by xavier at Friday, February-08-2008 09:41am

Great Page!!

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! I've viewed it twice, and I still laugh so hard every time I see it! I think it's because I have kids of my own and it's just great to see an imagination go this far. It looks like there's a twist of todays society and some old wives tales mixed in here. Nothing sick. People need to not look so deeply and enjoy the humor! It's great, and thank you to whoever made this page for making so many of our days!! :D
posted by Mary at Friday, February-08-2008 23:12pm

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posted by Hillary Clinton at Saturday, February-09-2008 11:42am

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i thought it was funny !!!! and i own a pre-school .. i'm going to print it out and but this in our staff room for my teacher's
posted by Guest at Saturday, February-09-2008 16:01pm

?? ??

? ???????:) :D
posted by Rinajamal at Saturday, February-09-2008 17:09pm

Ha ha

I am from Rassia. Very fanny:):):)
posted by Rinajamal at Saturday, February-09-2008 17:14pm

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posted by Meepits at Saturday, February-09-2008 22:19pm

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Omg,thats pic's were hysterical,I just loved them!!
posted by Tracyjean at Saturday, February-09-2008 22:35pm

haha

Thats well funny :D .Dunno why every1s getting so stressed about it, its a joke!Seriously why would a man try and breast feed a baby or play chess with it lol..
posted by Amy at Tuesday, February-12-2008 14:36pm

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Charles: c'était dans un petit livre qui s'appelle Safe Baby Handling Tips par David and Kelly Sopp.
posted by Guest at Wednesday, February-13-2008 10:11am

Publisher

I laughed out loud so hard I'm crying. The air horn is awesome
posted by Chris at Wednesday, February-13-2008 20:14pm

Haha.

For what it's worth, I thought this was pretty good. I have a two year old niece (not old enough to sensibly have a kid myself [don't want to]) and I think she'd giggle a lot if some of this was done to her. She seems to like cages, she likes to hang out in the dog's. However, although I would never consider treating her this way, there are some of you that are really, really overreacting. Honestly, have a little faith in the human race enough to laugh at the examples of rare stupidity. I'm afraid that the aforementioned people are going to have heart attacks before they're in their thirties or higher. Laugh, it's good for you!
posted by Sarah at Wednesday, February-13-2008 20:15pm

yeesh, lighten people

i sent this to everyone i know who has kids and every one of them thanked me for the laugh. if you seriously think these jokes are sick, then you are being way too self-important. air horn and guy licking formula are my favorites!
posted by pusl2000 at Wednesday, February-13-2008 22:20pm

Well...

I think they got the do's and don'ts mixed up.
posted by Jay at Thursday, February-14-2008 06:40am

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posted by Guest at Thursday, February-14-2008 09:05am

love it

i've read some of the comments here and there are a lot of uptight assholes and bitches :doh: . i mean, c'mon, people theoretically learn easier in a funnier way. and these pictures are really hilarious. i find them quite amazing. i think i might just buy the book. :D
posted by Black Shampoo at Thursday, February-14-2008 14:17pm

new dads

take note of the title lol well lulz :clap:
posted by Guest at Friday, February-15-2008 06:39am

HILARIOUS

IT'S NICE A TO GIGLY EVERY NOW AND THEN I LOVE THIS SITE
posted by NOMAWETHU at Friday, February-15-2008 10:23am

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posted by Guest at Friday, February-15-2008 18:30pm

stupid people

people need to get a life! complaining about everything. sad really. this was funny. although, the one about checking a diaper...have ya ever tried the correct way on a too squirmy kid? it can quickly turn into doing it the wrong way if you are not careful!
posted by me at Friday, February-15-2008 23:32pm

funny

there's a lot funny s*** available on net, this one's doing its bit to make people giggle. nice to watch... see some more through the link :D
posted by cipher at Saturday, February-16-2008 05:23am

hehe

That s*** is so funny. I lov it.=] :clap:
posted by babgurl54 at Saturday, February-16-2008 13:40pm

Just plain funny!

I don't care where it came from! I think that this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. I needed a good laugh! It made me laugh so hard I started coughing and almost didn't make it to the bathroom to potty! Too funny. Cheers! :D
posted by Guest at Saturday, February-16-2008 19:09pm

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I really wish this was around when I was a young parent. Like most, I had my kids when I was a kid (22 when I had my first), and had not clue. Yes, I gave my kids booze. Yes, I put them in the dryer. Yes, I put them in the basket at tht grocery store and threw stuff on them. But WHO KNEW that I was making a mistake? Anyway, three of my five kids survived their childhood, so I wasn't that bad. But I'll pass this list onto them for sure!
posted by Zip Goshboots at Sunday, February-17-2008 09:56am

HI.

:evil: bahaha. funnnny :]
posted by BLOOP. at Sunday, February-17-2008 22:55pm

Thank god I saw this in time...

I´m pregnant and I am really glad that I saw this before I had my baby otherwise it wouldn´t have last it´s first month.. Thank you. p.s Zip Goshboots, you did well getting 3 out of 5 kids through their childhood, I mean -how should you have known... :D
posted by Icelandic girl at Monday, February-18-2008 12:40pm

TO An American

WOW. The only thing you really had issue with was your right to have a loaded gun. You obviously agree with my comments about white trash, and yet you never even raised an eyebrow about my comments about kids being shot in school because parents had loaded guns in the house, so you agreed with it all, but still want to give your child the chance to shoot their school mates. How patriotic of you. Here in Australia we don't let the average yahoo own guns and leave them in drawers next to a box of a ammo because we understand that a bullet in the chest is not that good for your health. We have a far lower gun related crime that America could ever hope to have. And I don't have to worry that my child going to school might get shot because some idiot parent left their "protection" in the kitchen drawer. And the intruders in Australia generally don't have guns, because of the these same laws. I have always protected my family, and we had an intruder a few months ago and I didn't need a gun to protect my family from the 15 year old who was trying to steal my xbox. But maybe I am wrong, maybe I should live in America, so I could have pulled out a gun and shot that kid. If your child winds up in harms way and there is a gun involved, you might look back on this harmless little post in the internet and remember "God, Aussie bob was right" or you might not even think about and say "why did I ever leave that gun in the kitchen drawer" Either way, you will still be one of those stupid people I talked about before.. Have a nice day. :D
posted by Aussie Bob at Monday, February-18-2008 17:01pm

haha

i'm ugly
posted by Anaís at Tuesday, February-19-2008 09:14am

Great stuff!

Brilliant, very funny. I'm about to become an aunty for the first time, this book would make the perfect present for my brother and his wife - especially as he is likely to do many of the don'ts! :)
posted by Rosie at Tuesday, February-19-2008 17:58pm

funny

its hilarious :clap: :wall: :) thanks for sharing :clap: goodparenting.co.in
posted by pooja at Wednesday, February-20-2008 01:28am

Great Stuff

I laughed till I cryed looking at this stuff, its truly HILLARIOUS. :clap:
posted by Anonymoose at Wednesday, February-20-2008 13:03pm

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posted by Synbios at Wednesday, February-20-2008 18:40pm

Poo Poo Head

Too effin funny! PPL need to lighten up, it's a fricken joke. Laughter keeps ya young. Lighten up, LYAO!
posted by Yer Boo at Thursday, February-21-2008 11:55am

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I can't believe some of you people! It's a frickin e-mail ... it's funny! Why do people have to get all political and LIBERAL about a stupid little forward? I don't give a s*** what book it came from or who sent it to me or what hidden meanings there are ... I'M A MOTHER, IT'S A FUNNY E-MAIL, END OF STORY!
posted by El at Thursday, February-21-2008 14:05pm

WHOA???

whoever came up with this idea....!!!!!!! Genious... hahahaha.. so funny... :clap:
posted by Alka at Friday, February-22-2008 01:52am

Great guide

This is a great idea, now i can be a good father jajaj but i will dry the baby into a machine is the only way :D
posted by josito at Friday, February-22-2008 04:26am

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I am a bum! :( I have a 3 dollar home. :(
posted by Vesa at Friday, February-22-2008 14:08pm

Awesome

My wife sent it to me and im very agree, also i will follow those instructions :D
posted by efra at Saturday, February-23-2008 11:22am

my ten pence worth

I was trying to avoid being suckered into joining the debate, but it is both funny and slightly addictive. Yes, the picutres displayed were funny, yet nothing compares to the lengthy responses and critisisms of each others' literacy competance. The true humour can be effected by reading each comment and appreciating the need for 'one upmanship' in the formation of the best paragraph or analysis of other''''''s diction. good god! now i'm at it! (and yes I have included some spelling/grammar mistakes for your critical eye) well said 'chillout'
posted by english stu at Saturday, February-23-2008 11:30am

2nd Amendment Advocate

To Aussie Bob: The reason the common bloke in Australia can't get a gun stems from the history of the place as a penal colony for felons that did not fit anywhere else. Our Constitution provides our ability to have as many weapons as we want, for whatever reason we want, unless, of course we are felons, foreigners or domestic criminals. Why don't you get a life and go back to porking 'roos, shucking koalas or whatever it is you do for a hobby. No wonder they call Australia the land down under. It's telling of your facist, gun fearing phobia and your utopian belief that the neighor kid shouldn't be shot for putting my family's life at risk.. No worries, that s**t was FUNNY.
posted by Heston at Saturday, February-23-2008 13:06pm

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posted by hibiki13 at Tuesday, February-26-2008 11:41am

Bitch, whine, moan...stfu

See, I can leave annoying buzz killing comments too....no one can simply laugh at something anymore and move the f*** on it seems. Take your f***ing thumb out of your mouths you babies. If the writers give a damn, they'll do something about it. Don't be a douch about funny s***!
posted by Guest at Tuesday, February-26-2008 22:42pm

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posted by Badandon at Wednesday, February-27-2008 08:18am

RE: Ignorance

It's scary to me that there are people in the world who A) Don't understand the rules of subject-verb agreement (i.e., singular objects use is, plural objects use are) and B) that people take these things so seriously... Come on, guys... They're supposed to be a JOKE. :o
posted by Guest at Wednesday, February-27-2008 21:50pm

huauahuaau

ai sim hein!!!! :evil:
posted by kkk at Thursday, February-28-2008 15:10pm

it's a joke. they aren't serious.

hahaa i posted this as a bulletin one time and my friend thought i'd gotten hacked. i guess some people don't get that they aren't serious. uhhh.
posted by Guest at Thursday, February-28-2008 23:58pm

To all you dumb sh*ts

To all of you who are having a bitch for the sake of bitching. Please, shut the f**k up. Grow up. Aussie Bob, leave the poor Americans alone. Every one knows the average IQ in america is 99 ( this was statically proven by an american study). For those of you who are American, 99 is not "almost 100%" its actually just below average. So you lot should stop the bitching too. Yes you have a might military force, but you also have 60 times the average rate of friendly fire for any military group in the world. Thats not so good. For a country that loves its guns, perhaps you should learn to shoot them before you go around the world using them on yourselves. And as for the spelling and stuff, Americans cannot spell. English is the language you write and speak, yet you bastardise it at every chance you get. its COLOUR not color.. Anyway, the pictures were funny, but all your comments since have been far far funnier. Aussie Aussie Aussie - OI OI OI. !!!! Goodnight people.. !
posted by Random Aussie at Friday, February-29-2008 01:00am

calm down!!!

wow all these comments about grammer, plagiarism, "this is so not right, i didnt find it funny!" ummm can you say buzz kill??? i was laughing so hard and then started reading the comments and was like dang lighten up!!! seriously, if you have nothing better to do go apply for jobs as an activist, or editor, or whatever else you could do that would actually serve a purpose! huh, thanks!!! :hand:
posted by chill out! at Friday, February-29-2008 01:10am

GR 8 PICS !!!! LOL..

woh ! gr8 pics and fuuny too.. I really liked dose.. :D :D
posted by SAYAN at Friday, February-29-2008 13:33pm

Great

This is just excelent!
posted by Joey at Friday, February-29-2008 17:05pm

Dumh ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The was the stupidest thing ever and I me EVER what cind of sick person would joke about that baby what kind of retarded person would'ent even know how to handel a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wall: :evil: :( :hand:
posted by you dont need to know freaks at Friday, February-29-2008 23:02pm

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posted by bleh at Saturday, March-01-2008 04:50am

you stank

you stank :red:
posted by fg at Sunday, March-02-2008 17:49pm

EXCELLENT EXAMPLE!

This is a super funny article, but an EXCELLENT example on how sharing helps authors... I enjoyed this so much that I went right away and purchased the book! If it werent for this blog, I would have never ever known of this book existence! AWESOME!
posted by Aegis at Monday, March-03-2008 11:48am

Yawn

This was neither sick or funny to me...just lame...no giggles outta me :wall:
posted by Liz at Tuesday, March-04-2008 05:08am

oh dear

oh god that was bad :wall: :doh: :pray: :cry:
posted by shannen jones at Tuesday, March-04-2008 14:19pm

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posted by soldier4788be at Thursday, March-06-2008 13:33pm

haha i love you all

this is amazing, all these comments are far more amusing than the actuall thing awaaaaay up at the top!! all i can say is go ausie bob go!!! i agree with everything you said im not going to add a thing xx
posted by wombat at Thursday, March-06-2008 21:17pm

milkmen, male breastfeeding

http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html check it out :)
posted by james at Sunday, March-09-2008 05:14am

Quebec is number#1

Quebec is a better place to live them the U.S; nobody is scared of getting shot by a idiot redneck that can't even tell the diference between danger and provocation
posted by Someone that live in Quebec at Sunday, March-09-2008 18:24pm

Whatever it is, Quebec is NOT #1

Hey, Quebecer, before you put down the U.S. as a place to live, remind yourself that on December 6, 1989, a Quebecer shot 28 people, killing 14, at the Ecole Polytechnique in Montreal, QUEBEC. That went down in history as the Montreal Massacre. Check it out on Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89cole_Polytechnique_massacre That is the guy that all these nutcake shooters in the U.S. are emulating. Any time something like that happens, it points the finger at QUEBEC. How can anyone feel safe there?
posted by Vermonter at Monday, March-10-2008 21:20pm

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Since when did wikipedia become a credible source? I'm an American, but you shouldn't argue when using wiki as a source. If I can create my own page full of nonsense, than someone else can do the same with whatever subject they want. That is why there is an edit tab at the top of pages. :doh:
posted by Guest at Tuesday, March-11-2008 13:14pm

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Isn't every Australian supposed to be laid back- a "go with the flow" sort? Generalization... indeed.
posted by Guest at Wednesday, March-12-2008 04:35am

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posted by Guest at Sunday, March-16-2008 13:46pm

http://myrockstarbaby.blogspot.com/

http://myrockstarbaby.blogspot.com/ if u think that was funny...check this out, too!
posted by http://myrockstarbaby.blogspot.com/ at Sunday, March-16-2008 22:35pm

Hillarios

I must say I laughed about as hard as I can at work when I saw these pictures. I'm not even sure if they were supposed to be funny, hehe.
posted by Justin at Wednesday, March-19-2008 19:52pm

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Watch out for the grammar police. They'll arrest you and charge you with being a git.... How original on the internet war, can't you find something better to do with your time other than wank off to good grammar? BTW funny as hell, glad someone put in the author information.
posted by Guest at Thursday, March-20-2008 07:10am

Professional Insulter.

The sad thing is that this is the extent to which Democrats and liberals feel the government needs to go to explain every possible situation to the public. We have become a society without common sense, dependent on legislators to ordain our steps and actions.
posted by Chuck at Thursday, March-20-2008 15:21pm

WTF

WTF, that stuff was funny as i dont know what.
posted by Leonel at Thursday, March-20-2008 17:04pm

dkfhj

:clap: lol so funny :clap:
posted by your name goes here at Thursday, March-20-2008 20:10pm

roflmfao

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posted by cecil at Thursday, March-20-2008 20:12pm

i liked it

i thoght it was really good but somthings people dont do it it like that for a babie u shuold put som that people or parentd might do thats wrong not put ther baby in a fish tank no 1 would do that :mad:
posted by miralda at Sunday, March-23-2008 16:43pm

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posted by Guest at Tuesday, March-25-2008 21:02pm

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posted by Guest at Tuesday, March-25-2008 21:06pm

can't stop laughing

are those americans for real? http://www.c00lstuff.com/skins/_smilies/eusa_think.gif :think: the pictures were funny but the comments are so much funnier http://www.c00lstuff.com/skins/_smilies/eusa_dance.gif :clap:
posted by rofl at Wednesday, March-26-2008 07:58am

da beep

:clap: :doh: :mad: :red: :cool: :wall: :hand: :roll: :) :roll: :mad: :o :o :o :o :o :o :wall:
posted by beep at Sunday, March-30-2008 12:50pm

FUNNIEST BABY PICS EVER

my head hurts from laughing and when i fell off my chair and hit the floor. my sides still hurt. :clap: :D
posted by Kyle at Sunday, March-30-2008 17:02pm

HAHAHAHA

OMG this is so hilarious !!
posted by za3tar at Sunday, March-30-2008 18:52pm

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posted by Eve at Monday, March-31-2008 13:07pm

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There was a lady selling t-shirts with these pics on them at a garage sale. She said she made them herself using transfer paper. Of course I bought a few for my one year old.
posted by chad at Tuesday, April-01-2008 10:47am

goodbye

hello goodbye
posted by yo momma at Wednesday, April-02-2008 14:58pm

Haha

Wow some of these things my husband would do for the hell of it :D lol not really. It was really funny and cute. I loved it :D :clap: :doh:
posted by Jen at Wednesday, April-02-2008 23:59pm

l0ls...

hahah..farnnie guide.....
posted by OMG? at Thursday, April-03-2008 07:27am

Even Australia has stupid people.

These two Australians obviously don't know anything about America. Flame away, whatever makes you feel better about getting drunk and wrestling crocodiles in a mostly barren wasteland founded by criminals. Oh my, did I just make some ignorant assumptions? Oops. Many people are taking themselves way to seriously here. For crying out loud, it's humor.
posted by American at Thursday, April-03-2008 10:54am

Jerry Springer: Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

I thought these were very very very funny. Sadly, some of this really does happen, but I'd rather have people laughing about it rather than out there doing it. It may not be funny to some, understood, and that's fine. But we don't need to show our harsh sides when that is what we're shaking our heads to. As long as WE know it's a joke, there is no harm done on our side. At least they are not using the cartoons to joke about telling ppl to do the wrong way of things. That wouldn't be so funny.... the end.
posted by MyHeadHurts at Thursday, April-03-2008 12:50pm

This made my day!!

I dont usaully comment onthe net but that was pure comedy! I can't fathom how people could be offended by this, Im guessing it struck an all too personal note with them. As for the copyright/plagarism issue - Kudos for including the books information - but your on the internet people, where information should be free! *Especially useful info like this!! :D
posted by Roro at Thursday, April-03-2008 13:32pm

neither offensive nor particularly funny

i can't believe i'm actually bothering to comment, to be honest
posted by harry at Friday, April-04-2008 19:47pm

The Shape of Things to Come

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posted by Gee at Monday, April-07-2008 17:13pm

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Societies work well when differing points of view are possible. I eat meat but I respect committed vegans, and I am always surprised when someone claims that they are right and the rest of us are not. History suggests that such claims are rarely substantiated over time — prime examples are McCarthyism, Communism, Prohibition, Apartheid and the Flat Earth Society. I have lived and worked in the USA, Canada, Japan, PNG, Nigeria and Australia — in each place I've found that being open to the opinions of others never prevented me from holding true to my own values and beliefs. I personally thought the "Do's and Don'ts" were hilarious.
posted by Larry at Sunday, April-13-2008 10:05am

Brilliant...

After reading so many of the comments, it comes to my attention that people are fairly idiotic and fearful - these images made me laugh SO loud, and I loved their somewhat bizarre, subversive humor. I am a father, and I am into raising kids as far from society's curtain of fear-mongering restrictions and policies and safeguards as possible. The western world is a society that thrives on fear through ignorance - I'm not party to that. We need more humor like this to keep people smiling...well done!!
posted by M.P. at Sunday, April-13-2008 12:04pm

Great stuff!

Don't really know quite how people got to arguing on this place of all places on the net, but so much conjecture has been made - Aussie Bob thinks that because the kid who broke into his house didn't have a gun, none of them do - well, there's something called a black market and the gun licensing we legislated here following the Port Arthur Massacre (still is the largest gun-massacre in the world by one individual) hasn't taken ALL our guns away, as is the misconception, so it's quite easy to get a pistol, shotgun, rifle or any other semi-automatic weapon if you know the right people. Oh, and the right to bear arms was never in our constitution as it is in the American constitution, so changing that over there isn't something that could happen as quickly as it did here, assuming you could account for the roughly 250 million firearms there as well... And to the other Aussie saying that Americans have IQs of 99 - one study saying something like that, no matter how many people the researchers surveyed - doesn't PROVE anything. Oh, and pointing out that they have the highest friendly fire rate in the world - it comes across as if you're making a mockery out of peoples' deaths. That horrible statistic is not related to how "smart" the people handling the weapons are at all, but to their training, which is not necessarily the fault of the individual (often weapon malfunction is to blame). To the Americans here - good on you for standing up for yourselves, you guys get the butt-end of a lot of Anti-American sentiment and the vast majority of you don't deserve it as you are a wonderful nation some 300+ million strong. Australia is a nation of only 20 or so million people and I assure you that most Australians aren't as self-righteous and misinformed as the ones here. These arrogant Aussies will not give creedence to anyone else's opinions. One doesn't need to agree with people, just respect their opinion for what it is - an opinion. When you argue on the basis of facts, as I have done, you maintain your credibility and integrity instead of arguing on people's attitudes and opinions (which can be as ridiculous as anyone deems necessary). Reverting to the original topic - Let's enjoy some oddball humour and have a good time, yeah? I actually saw the nappy one (checking the baby's nappy with one's hand) on a brand of nappies, though I can't recall where or whether it was a joke. Still, I laughed until my nose bled. Have a good night/day/etcetera, all!
posted by Another Australian (like that somehow changes anything) at Sunday, April-13-2008 14:13pm

TOO FUNNY!

Thanks for the best laugh I've had all week!
posted by Sherri at Wednesday, April-16-2008 02:02am

Grammar Nazis

you obviously understood the message they were trying to convey, so therefore they succeeded, regardless of the method they used. don't be so petty, they are not writing a manual on how to write in english. just because you have nothing more important in your lives than to criticise other people, you are sad. but on the bright side, people like you make me laugh!!!
posted by ade at Wednesday, April-16-2008 16:11pm

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posted by Hanna at Tuesday, April-22-2008 15:48pm

More funny images like this...

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posted by toastedganja at Saturday, April-26-2008 10:05am

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I can honestly say that most of the American people I have grown up with (including myself) have never had the mind of drying their child in a Dryer!!...lol ***thinks*** ...."hhhmmm", "Was that a Kenmore or a Maytag?"
posted by Marky Mark at Sunday, April-27-2008 14:54pm

Wow...

Watching, or should I say reading these diverse of comments is almost more enjoyable than the picture itself! HA! What was meant to be a opinion about the picture has turned into an pointless, over-exaggerated, argument that really doesn't even matter! haha but of course, some guy is going to make a comment on how stupid or idiotic my statement was and continue this pointless cycle... It is still quite funny, (the comments i mean) but c'mon everybody, don't waste your time bickering and contending with people you might not even know over something that makes no more of a difference than the hair growing on the back of your grandmother's neck. Please, just leave it only.... for your own sake. If you have something to say about the picture then say it, you are entitled to your opinion, but just leave it at that.
posted by Menelik II at Sunday, April-27-2008 22:12pm

....P.S. (to above)

and props to my man chris at Tuesday, February-05-2008, thank you for keeping it real.
posted by Menelik II at Sunday, April-27-2008 22:15pm

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Anyone who takes this too seriously and can't appreciate the satire is a LOSER. This is so damned funny and I have a six month old and a sixteen year-old at home. I knew something was odd about my husband trying to nurse our new baby...
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posted by kiljanettew at Wednesday, May-21-2008 08:55am

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Holy crap when did this become a racist, anti-american hate machine? To the Aussies who are bigots: Holy Jew on Stick? Who asked for your opinion about Americans? Save or ethical supperiorty for exterminating the Aborginals
posted by The Bard at Wednesday, May-21-2008 16:14pm

Wuzup =)

I agree with the other Australian. Not all Americans are stupid, and those other one's need to get off their high-horse and stop saying we are. These pictures are funny, and we're meant to satirize how dumb some parents can be. Personally, I've had a wonderful childhood, and the only time I've ever heard this really happening is on the news; its not close to home, and its rare. Its a joke. Do us all a favor and go out and buy a sense of humor :D , since you obviously dont don't have one of your own.
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posted by Master Chief at Saturday, June-07-2008 06:46am

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posted by Flávio at Friday, June-13-2008 01:30am

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Eu concordo. Entretanto, não achei tão engraçado como a maioria dos caras aí em cima... humor um tanto extramente simplório, não acham? Adequado para americanos, talvez?
posted by Hênio at Friday, June-13-2008 04:13am

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erm... Tudo bem, Another Australian deve ter razão... nem todos os americanos devem ser burros, certo? Desculpem-me pela generalização.
posted by Hênio at Friday, June-13-2008 04:44am

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posted by Christal at Thursday, June-19-2008 12:37pm

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Hello to all that read these comments above and include mine. To the American (you didnt supply your name you only said "An American") It is sad that you choose to buy a gun rather then upgrade your homes security or get bullit proof vests that you and your family can sleep in at night, if you are so worried about someone breaking in and killing your family, as owning a gun will not stop them, it may infact do quite the opposite.. To Heston, there exists no such reason for the common person in Australia not owning a gun. Also Heston if you think porking a roo is a hobby then you should seek out some mental health organisations that may help you to understand that sexual conduct with animals is extreemly wrong.. As for Your 'rights' it is those same rights that allow first time offenders to be carring a gun when entering YOUR home..And Australia is called the land down under because of the position from the equator! I do not care where you come from, this is not about land this about behavour and for those that choose to behave no better then those that they are offended by, you simply add to the rubish mounting up in todays world. You do not lead by joining you lead by example.. Here is my example, I choose to inform rather then take the time to insult you. Ps Those illustrations were funny, they remind me of the need for products to point out the obveious when sticking warning tags on electrical goods... :roll:
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posted by Jeremy G. at Wednesday, June-25-2008 11:08am

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Good grief! I cant believe the stupidity of some people. These hints and tips are presented in a very tongue in cheek fashion. I cant believe that some people actually take offence. Lighten up and develope a sense of humour!
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posted by muhkuh at Monday, August-11-2008 19:00pm

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For the pesron who wrote this, "You can be funny without being crass or in poor taste...not funny." I have a tip and this goes for all of you humorless retards who keep complaining. Take the stick out of your ass that's making you sooooo uncomfortable and LAUGH!!!!!! For crap sake it's a joke get it? Jeeze! :wall:
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