Taken from a WW2 navy destroyer this will wake up the dead. It can be heard for over 9 miles. Holly sh!t.

You wake up one morning, and you go to take your daily shower. All is good, a normal day begins and...OMG WTF is that huge thing sitting on the wall. Don't panic it's just a "little" spider. No?

Yeah. It's cool, funny, and gives them the ultimate scare. Thumbs up!

What funnier way is there to wake up your peacefully sleeping drunk friend, but to tie a bunch of firecrackers to his leg, and light them on fire. Results are guaranteed Enjoy

Quick...Grab the shotgun..and shoot the f#$% out of this stupid annoying alarm clock. Damn...WTF? I'd like to have one of these for every day of the week. So when I wake up, I can smash it to pieces, and feel good all day long, for doing something good for humanity! Obviously, it's Japanasese